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Crimes Against Music

June and July 2009 bring you a new track and old tracks with improved sound quality! Oh, and I put the lyrics text back in both the Yorkshire Chickens. (I had removed that by mistake!)

Yorkshire Chicken! — MP3 — 3.2 MiB — Improved sound quality for July 2009
This is one of my earlier semi-successful attempts at making computer “music” by repeatedly bouncing a wireless keyboard and mouse down the stairs. Well, not quite, but it sounds a bit like that, doesn’t it? The voices are from the game Worms 2.
The Next Phase — MP3 — 2.9 MiB — Improved sound quality for June 2009
This is the first thing I made with GarageBand that I liked. It’s a bit plain, so...
Yorkshire Chicken Two! — MP3 — 5.0 MiB — Improved sound quality for June 2009
...when I decided to do a Yorkshire Chicken sequel, I added Worms 2 sounds to The Next Phase. The result is much better — or worse! You decide.
Silicon Sledgehammer — MP3 — 7.2 MiB — New for June 2009
I remixed of one of my favourite Amiga game MODs, Crystal Hammer by Karsten Obarski. I tried to keep it cheerful and lively like the original.

Strode’s College Underground Magazine

Here are most of the issues of a short-lived magazine I used to write for. Search inside them for “Holland-Avery” to find articles by me and poems by my Dad. SCUM was really fun while it lasted, but then everybody involved left Strode’s. Recruiting replacement writers is hard!